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I'm Nikita,
I watch a lot of movies, fangirl over lots of shows, read a lot of books and I will post anything that makes me smile :)
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    //This began the rise of Aperture Science.

    SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

    THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

    SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

    U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

    T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

    (via whwhawhat)

  • cliffoujia:

    castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

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    thisfuturemd:

    brigwife:

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    Romanticized vs. Realistic

    as a member of Scotland I can confirm

    Canada Romanticized:

    Canada Realistic:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF

    poptartashton TRUE THO

    (Source: british-v0gue, via divergentdauntless)

  • lilleeps:

    iosremake:

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    gently bap your passum

    i dfont understand

    bap youre pasum

    (via whwhawhat)

  • rebageld:

    unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

    (Source: taggedbooty, via divergentdauntless)

  • foodchewer:

    don’t disappoint your dogs

    (via fullblownpanic)

  • audreyii-fic:

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    oddlyclad:

    xcgirl08:

    #cinematic masterpiece

    #I secretly rate every action packed film 0-the mummy

    Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”

    …And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about. 

    I only gamble with my life, never my money.

    The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong

    What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.

    I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.

    I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.

    I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.

    archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up

    (Source: twoquickdeaths, via divergentdauntless)

  • recoverykitty:

    Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

    (via you-are-the-moon)

  • feliscanis:

    don’t tell my pets to shut up. only i can tell my pets to shut up. you shut up.

    (via prettylittlecarstairs)

  • this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

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    and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

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    just imagine cemeteries looking like this

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    life after death

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

    this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

    (Source: rainbow-road-to-happiness, via ahuntingtravestyinapolicebox)

  • novelteathought:

    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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    okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

    (via ahuntingtravestyinapolicebox)

  • co-gi-to:

    untamedcomets:

    This is important

    IMPORTANT. BOOST.

    (Source: adventuringasnotagrownup, via lxuxnxa)

  • misswitsandsarcasm:

    The Best of Supernatural Posts 15/?

    (via fuckyoubigbird)

  • eragonpaolini:

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    Source

    back the fuck up

    There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

    So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

    The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

    Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

    did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

    This just keeps getting better

    I fucking love history.

    pretty sure that second general is just an ancient version of Roran from the Eragon books

    (via fuckyoubigbird)